Jesus Saves With Coupons

urbanfuck:

quick the boner police is coming don’t let them see you with that here hide it in my butt

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

lampsarepeopletoo:

overkoalified:

overkoalified:

what kind of a shoes does a pedophile wear?

vans

bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy